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Joke of the Day

"My GF can't stand that I'm a model Prisoner"

"I used to be afraid of the dentist But now I know the drill."

"What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow? A hybrid"

"There was only one animal at the zoo... it was a Shihtzu"

"SON: Daddy, I keep hearing noises from my closet. I think a monster's in there. ME: Yeah, why do you think mom and I chose the other room?"

"How do you know which potato is a prostitute? It's the one that says, ""Idaho."""

"a man comes into a bar... or was it a horse? yeah i think it was a horse. so a man comes into a horse...."

"How do you ruin a joke? By explaining it. Because you know, jokes are supposed to be understood implicitly, without you having to say the reason behind why the punchline is funny."

"If WWII had happened in 2015, and Hitler hadn't killed himself: Interviewer: So, Mr. Hitler, what were your reasons for having killed 12 million people? Hitler: It's just a prank, bro!"

"Children of reddit, what have you pretended to be mad at your parents for but were actually secretly impressed by?"