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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man holding a machine gun? Sir"
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"Apparently I'm ""an insensitive arsehole"" for referring to my girlfriend's allergic reaction to a box of chocolates (and subsequent fit) as a ""truffle shuffle""..."
"A math teacher ask his students, ""What is 5Q + 5Q?"" The class responds, ""10Q."" The teacher responds, ""You're welcome/"""
"What did the snot say to the nose? I gotta run."
"A Dietitian X Nun's favourite song? Agave Maria"
"What do cats love to read. catalogs"
"I just pimped my car. Now it has extra whorespower."
"The scariest thing about survival of the fittest is that it means the idiots currently surrounding you are the best evolution has to offer."
"I was just asked to give my credit card details. I said, ""It's rectangular, blue and not very valuable."""
"How do you stop an Internet troll? Seize their memes of production."