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Joke of the Day

"How about a dirty joke? the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud."

"How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know, I left early."

"1. Dial random number. 2. Wait for answering machine. 3. Say ""My wife is out of town, I miss you"". 4. Hang up. 5. Happy Valentine's Day."

"My girlfriend is like my bank account Only there for the money"

"""Jesus loves you."" A nice gesture in church. A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison."

"What did the elephant say to the man? Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?"

"Most of us get into advertising for the money. Me? I've just always had a passion for making people feel bad"

"If Great Britian leaves the EU then it will be like its own Hong Kong Owned by the British, surprisingly prosperous for its size, and desperately longing to be white."

"Why is it called PMS'ing? Mad cow disease was already taken."

"you know why Santa sack is so big? because he only comes once a year"