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Joke of the Day
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad"
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"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day, your body rejected the transplant"
"Ken walks into a bar... ..bie doll."
"Love must not be a very good student... Because Love isn't always on time."
"Where does a legged waitress work? IHOP."
"What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? Dam."
"An undertaker and a snake If an undertaker and a snake got married, what would there towels say? Hissss and Hearse"
"North Korea reminds me of a redhead Because they both have no Seoul"
"Why did the dog fail his driving test? Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive."
"A boy is walking in the forest with a pedophile ""This forest is really scary,"" says the boy. ""Tell me about it,"" replies the pedophile. ""And I have to walk outta here alone!"""