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Joke of the Day
"I have a useless talent."
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"A short facts list 1) 50% of facts are made up 2) I made up the first fact"
"How do you confuse a drummer? Give him sheet music"
"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? DAM!!"
"I thought it was called a Fist Bump Why not call it a Finger Bang?"
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar-fifty, and deer nuts are under a buck."
"Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a ""violent"" stabbing incident? Is it possible to stab someone non-violently?"
"13YO: Why's he happy? He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE."
"A snowstorm knocked out the power of a black man's house, so he went out to investigate. He's the only blackout in a whiteout."
"*takes a puff of an E-Cigarette* yeah, I have all of Skrillex's albums on vinyl."