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Joke of the Day
"A short facts list 1) 50% of facts are made up 2) I made up the first fact"
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"The flight attendant keeps saying ""Please stop asking for peanuts. Busses don't have flight attendants."""
"A murder A man walks into a crowded bar, pulls out a knife, and murders another man. Then he walked out. * I bet you laughed, this joke is a *killer*"
"Pizza is like sex When it's good, it's the best. When it's bad, it's still pretty good"
"God: I made the sky a canvas, the sun & the clouds an ever changing painting of colorful beauty. Devil: I made potato chips."
"I ran into the back of a dwarf's car. He said he wasn't happy. I said ""Well which one are you?"""
"What pier is disliked by almost everybody? Piers Morgan."
"How many Firefly fans disc it take to screw in a light bulb? None. The just stand around for years bitching about how it went out. EDIT: does not disc."
"Just saw a guy sitting with a Blackberry and a newspaper. I think he was waiting for a horse."
"Polish Ice Hockey tragedy The whole team drowned during spring training"