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Joke of the Day

"13YO: Why's he happy? He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE."

"If a girl says vulgarities Is she called vulgirl?"

"Mom: (weeping) Son...your Grandpa...he...he... He, overdosed on viagra... (sobs) Dad: i'm sure this i HARD for you... (Not my joke heard this and died laughing, had to share)"

"Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it though. Every time he turns a corner the tires squeal"

"Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop."

"r/politics That is all."

"If everything is going your way You're in the wrong lane"

"People are wondering if Caitlin Jenner should be put in male or female prison if she is charged. I think they should send her to a halfway house."

"I guess ""Victoria's Secret Angel"" does sound better than ""flightless pantybird"""

"Christians call it the Rapture. Chuck norris calls it cleaning his house."