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Joke of the Day
"How do you confuse a drummer? Give him sheet music"
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"The only time I'm like ""maybe god is real"" is when I'm eating really really good nachos."
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"Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do' solutions go when a candidate gets elected?"
"I've just left feedback for my second hand telescope I bought from eBay. Rubbish; 2 Stars."
"The most epic stage name for a Chinese porn actor would be Mao ""The Dong"""
"What's another word for cinnamon? Synonym."
"What do you call inexplicably missing aioli? Awoli."
"What is a chronic masturbator's favorite meal? Strokin-off"
"What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer? A stagnation"