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Joke of the Day
"*takes a puff of an E-Cigarette* yeah, I have all of Skrillex's albums on vinyl."
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"Shout out to everybody home for the holidays telling their family about conversations that happened online by saying ""My, uh... friend said..."""
"want a smart girl, a nice girl, a romantic girl. But most importantly, I want these women to never meet."
"2 Types of People I Hate 1) People who make lists. 2) Hypocrites"
"What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween? Happy halloweenie"
"What has two legs and screams... half a dog."
"The best thing about abortion is.. The best thing about abortion is that it brings out the kid in you."
"Clean shirts Q: How does Snoop Dogg keep his tee shirts so white? A: Blee-otch."
"Judge: Order in the court [from the back] Me: Can I get a large pepperoni pizza with... [puts hand over speaker and looks around] what?"
"Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan. -Stolen from youtube"