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Joke of the Day

"I thought it was called a Fist Bump Why not call it a Finger Bang?"

"The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug!"

"""I'll never forget you Jack"" ""Can I float on that wood too, Rose?"" ""I'll always remember you"" ""Seems like there's room for--"" ""Goodbye Jack"""

"What's the hardest part of a cabbage to eat? The wheelchair."

"A Lawyer walks into a bar He tries his hardest, and passes the exam."

"I like the NSA They're the only government agency that listens"

"How is an accordion like an artillery shell? Once you hear it, it's already too late."

"When I was 6, Santa gave me coal for Christmas, so the next year I decided to get back at him and poison his cookies. Somehow, the bastard found out and killed my dad."

"Dance Dance Revolution is an intense game but an even more intense to-do list"

"INTERVIEWER: Says here you have sloth-like reflexes? ME: *calls interviewer 3 years later* That is correct."