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Joke of the Day

"Facebook needs a ""who cares?"" button."

"Mario's brother died... But he was still able to contact him through a Luigi board."

"Me: Sometimes I wish I wasn't shy and introverted Alcohol: I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS!"

"What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas? Sigh-lent night"

"""You are what you eat."" Not exactly the best thing to say to a paralyzed vegetarian"

"1. Find homeless man. 2. Bathe him. 3. Wash & patch up his clothes. 4. Give him a record player. 5. Congratulations, you own a hipster."

"What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink? I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW"

"Nice told me a joke How many bakers does it take to run a bakery? Bun Edit: Title should say Niece"

"What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.? Yogurt has a live and thriving culture."

"What is Donald Trump's favorite holiday? Cinco De Porto!"