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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scientist take off his doorbell? ...because he wanted to win the ""Nobel"" prize!"
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"Through voting, users determine what posts rise to the top of community pages and, by extension, the public home page of the site ...until the mods wake up."
"RIP 2012 (2012-2012)"
"Burglars broke into Kanye West's home. As a result, 500 statues of Kanye West are missing."
"I won't help a customer with their problem until they've been completely dehumanized."
"I'll see your 7 year old joke and I'll raise you my own. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam."
"Keep the Earth clean! Its not Uranus."
"My Girlfriend Has Always Wanted To Wake Me Up With A Blowjob So today I woke her up with one"
"How many friend-Zoned Guys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just compliment it and then get pissed off when it wont screw."
"59 days until Christmas. I better start untangling the lights."