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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian Eskimo? A Klondike"
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"Erotic literature for premature ejaculators ------------------- Chapter 1. ------------------- She looked at him. ------------------- The end. -------------------"
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"Keep clam. I'm dyslexic."
"So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem... Comes out of nowhere"
"Q. What's the rudest type of Elf? A. The GofuckyoursElf."
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