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Joke of the Day
"What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill? Walking....J.K . Rowling"
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"So a wizard was walking down the street... Then he turned into a driveway."
"A hot girl goes to confession She says ""father, I had sex out of wedlock"" The priest says ""pics or it didn't happen"""
"Let's do away with the 140-character limit for all, and have each person's limit equal his or her IQ."
"What do you call a cow that's made out of glass? Steer Clear."
"When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ? When the door is open !"
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