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Joke of the Day
"What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill? Walking....J.K . Rowling"
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"I walked into a locker room today, and saw a bunch of members of Donald Trump's new administration standing around completely nude... ... I've never seen so many Goldman sacks!"
"What do you call the worst Dr. who graduated from the worst med school? Dr."
"If Trump was in any political party... He'd be in the Whig party"
"Did you ever notice that black people... ...are the same as white people. - Joe Machi"
"I bet when all the Baldwins go out to dinner, Alec makes a lot of eye contact while he reaches for the check."
"What does a cow measure its harddrive in? Moogabytes"
"What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team? The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts."
"Who's faster than Christopher Walken? Christopher Runnen Who's slower? Christopher Crawlen"
"How does Porkins get into his star fighter? He has to wedge himself in."