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Joke of the Day
"How do deaf people meet online? Simple, they just ask ""ASL?"""
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"I get to my doctor appointments 45 minutes late so I can get there on time."
"Make sure you tip your exorcist or else you can get repossessed."
"'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl to the fortune-teller. 'That's very expensiveisn't it ?' 'Next!'"
"Man stands up to get knocked down, woman lays down to get knocked up."
"[i fall down the stairs & break my back] Me: Siri, call me 911 Siri: okay.. I will call you 911 from now on Me: haha nice Siri: thanks 911"
"If you are going to Taco Bell for a diet, you have a bigger problem than your weight."
"give a man a shoe and he'll be confused as to what he needs one shoe for. teach a man to shoo and you won't have to deal with his confusion."
"Confucius say if someone call you idiot it better you keep quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt"
"Little could our great-grandparents have imagined how many dicks and tits we'd all see in our lifetimes."