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Joke of the Day

"Little could our great-grandparents have imagined how many dicks and tits we'd all see in our lifetimes."

"I was arrested for washing my pants without taking the cash out of my pockets. They charged me for laundering money."

"I once went to a zoo which had only one animal It was a Shih Tzu."

"If we're talking & I start running my nails up & down your arm, I either really like you, or I'm looking for an artery close to the surface."

"so my brother noticed that his church uses girls as ""altar boys"" i had to tell him that not all priests are gay."

"What do you call a plant and sock hybrid? A sockluent"

"i didnt give that homeless guy money because his beard wasnt up to my standards. clean your act up homeless guy"

"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. Then he sits down"

"Have you seen a proton lying around? I'm sure I hadron somewhere."

"So this guy is on a date with this hot chick, after a while, weird sh*t starts happening..."