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Joke of the Day
"Make sure you tip your exorcist or else you can get repossessed."
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"how did mario find a ghost? He used a luigi board."
"Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Give a man a poison fish and feed him for the rest of his life."
"How should a doctor treat a patient with Mesothelioma? Asbestos he can."
"I don't always drink tequila but when I do, where the hell are my clothes?"
"Boyfriend calls me Gluteal Myalgia because he thinks I'm too dumb to understand what it means. Let's see how he likes the name Microphallus"
"""You stop crying or I'll give you something to laugh about!"" - clown parents"
"How many pornstars does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know... I skipped the intro."
"I lost my job at the calendar factory. My boss said it was unacceptable that I'd taken a few days off."
"[god creating jellyfish] how bout an evil bag"