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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can actually finish off a race"

"I was very tired and needed recovery The cat looks so tired and need recovering his body with watch Television"

"What idiot called it an auction instead of serious bidness?"

"What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash? Tele-Scope."

"Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own? Because it is two tired."

"If pulled over, immediately ask the officer if they've been drinking in order to establish dominance."

"Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor? ""STOP RESISTING!!!"""

"Why did the baker have brown hands? He kneaded a poo"

"What do blondes do after they comb their hair? They pull up their pants."

"What is the best way to break a shield apart? Seth Rollins with a chair"