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Joke of the Day

"I was very tired and needed recovery The cat looks so tired and need recovering his body with watch Television"

"Me and my brother buried the hatchet last night! We dumped the hooker in the lake though."

"You don't see faith healers in hospitals for the same reason you don't see psychics winning the lottery."

"Me VS Computer A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. for more jokes visit http://smsbrunch.com"

"How did the guitar player bust the G string? He was fingering A Minor."

"I got into a fight with a baseball player. It wasn't too bad. All I did was strike him three times and he was knocked out."

"I'm agender and that gender is male"

"""My ex was a great wife, mom & never once complained once about ass to mouth"" was apparently not an acceptable speech when she remarried?"

"Girls on dating apps get bombarded with too many lame and boring messages For them, finding the good ones is like finding a needle in a hey-stack."

"Did you know there is a species of deer that can jump higher than the average house? This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact the average house cannot jump."