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Joke of the Day
"What do blondes do after they comb their hair? They pull up their pants."
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"What game console do Latinos use most? XBOX JUAN"
"It's not that hard to tell alligators and crocodiles apart... ...One will see you later, whereas the other will see you in a while."
"""Behold, a 3 headed cat"" ""um, its just 3 cats taped together"" ""Behold, a 12 legg...*tape rips, one cat runs away*..errr 8 legged cat."""
"*spits out coffee* VERB IS A NOUN"
"Why is Santa's sack so full? Because he only comes once a year."
"What do you call two black people bargaining on terms? A Negrotiation"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brent ! Brent who ? Brent out of shape !"
"What do you call camp for starving cats? Meow-schwitz."
"What type music should you practice before doing something dangerous? Safety measures."