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Joke of the Day
"What idiot called it an auction instead of serious bidness?"
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"Just got a joke after 2 weeks. Pavlov is sitting down reading a book. All of the sudden the phone rings and he says ""Fuck,I forgot to feed the dogs""."
"I lived in Chinatown for a while. My Chinese friends always played jokes on me. ..I'm so tired of pee-pee in my Coke! It tastes horrible!"
"A man walks into a bar... Because he forgot he was in Jail"
"Officer: have you been drinking? Me: no sir 0: you were swerving M: Twitter O: oh, I'm on Twitter what's your handle M: yes, I was drinking"
"If abortion is murder... wearing a condom must be kidnapping."
"I woke my SO up with a bj. She didn't seem to appreciate it."
"I'm shocked... Turns out toasters aren't waterproof."
"I was always told by my father to fight fire with fire... ...And that's how he got kicked out of the fire brigade."
"Nan, what is death? Nan? NAN? .."