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Joke of the Day
"Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor? ""STOP RESISTING!!!"""
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"""How hard up for cash do you have to be to wear a chicken suit & wave at cars,"" I think, adjusting the beak protruding from my forehead"
"Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!"
"I AM NOT REALLY YELLING AT YOU I JUST GOT USED TO TALKING TO MY TEENAGER WHO ALWAYS HAS HEADPHONES IN"
"You can tell how single I am by the way my cat and dog wear their sombreros with quiet dignity and acceptance."
"You know how some parents get mad and say your whole name? Dad : ""You are in big trouble mister. Come down here.. .......... I said COME DOWN HERE.. JIMMY GO DEEPER"" Jimmy: ""I'm trying Dad!"""
"What do call a girl that eats pastries while browsing the internet? Eclair."
"How do you fix a deaf car? With an engin*eer.*"
"The creator of predictive text died today His funfair is next monkey"
"Had a fight with an erection today... I beat it single handedly."