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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side, of course!"
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"Woke up to a beautiful May morning Then we all exchanged gifts and sang carols."
"I like my women how I like my Christmas trees. Illegally taken in the forest."
"After the hipster got his girl pregnant, he wouldn't shut up about how he was into her before she got big."
"How can tell your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."
"[nsfw] This is the worst joke I have heard.... What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? You don't cum on an apple before you eat it..."
"How do you pick up a jewish girl With a broom and dustpan"
"I know that there are people who don't love their fellow man I hate those people."
"What do you call social networking for magical creatures? Faebook."
"PayPal is spinning eBay off into its own company. After several years, PayPal finally got tired of living with a hoarder."