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Joke of the Day

"I'm not saying I hate you, I'm just saying that if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus."

"What did the little cloud say about the big cloud? I think you're condensating for something."

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"" (as told by my Irish granddad)"

"You're so ugly that when you went to turn on your car stereo it overheated, fizzled, died out and started playing Who Let The Dogs Out"

"What is afraid of pussy? Mice, what else?"

"I was considering getting a sex-change... But I lost my tran of thought."

"I always choose Pepsi over Coca-Cola because I prefer my soda dehyphenated."

"What Do You Call A Winery In Alabama? Vineyard Skynyrd"

"I am still at a loss over Hillary Clinton's defeat and I emailed my consolations to her, but never got a response Do I need to call FBI to look into it"

"I like my tumors like I like my bingo numbers... B9"