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Joke of the Day

"What kind of smartphone would Harambe have? The brand doesn't matter as long as it has gorilla glass."

"Gonna get my girlfriend a pickaxe for Valentine's Day. Because she's a Minor"

"Trump has a tower? Well Bernie has his towers too. The Twin Towers... They felt the Bern."

"Atleast my crippling depression keeps me going I'm a real self-loathivator"

"What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer? Woofleball"

"I ran out of toothpaste recently So I've resorted to brushing with soap. It's pretty gross, but on the plus side I've really cut back on my swearing."

"A Valentines Poem Roses are red Violets are blue Whitney Houston is dead and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou"

"What is the boogiemans favorite dance move? the boogie"

"What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid? Reality"

"How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation"