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Joke of the Day
"I like my tumors like I like my bingo numbers... B9"
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"Me: I hate all of the trash jokes in this sub. Friend: They're not trash, they're *recycle*."
"What do you call a bull that masturbates? Beef Jerky."
"What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders."
"Men often think that women don't know what they want. That's incorrect. Women know exactly what they do and don't want, however, those two are usually the same thing."
"It's sad to see how people seem to put more effort into their wedding than they do into their marriage."
"A family walks into a r/jokes hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the reposts are disabled."" the guy at the desk replies ""it's all reposts here you sick fuck"""
"Hills have eyes... They also have ""L""s"
"What are Cephalopod Ghosts made of? Octoplasm."
"They say: Dance like there's nobody watching, sing like there's nobody listening. But non of them are there to vouch for you when you end up in an insane asylum."