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Joke of the Day

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"" (as told by my Irish granddad)"

"Space Joke What did the engineers say to the crew of astronauts after they discovered they didnt install the rockets correctly.... Guys, we really Apollo-gize"

"Mr. Belichick how do you feel about these accusations against your organization? Deflated."

"The element of surprise is the best element on the periodic table Because you don't even know it's there."

"OK. I just got a text message from a number I don't know. It says: ""I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!!!"" I'm terrified but kind of impressed, too."

"I know we just got divorced, but would you mind showing my girlfriend how to make an omelet the way I like them?"

"In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar. A practice that still continues"

"Where do minions shop? Banana Republic"

"My 4 year old nephew's favourite joke. Knock knock! who's there? Europe. Europe who? No, You're a poo! Followed by devious laughter."

"*Makes bacon *Eats one piece *2 pieces *3 pieces *Eats all the bacon *Hides the evidence 9: Yummm! What's that smell? Me: Cereal"