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Joke of the Day

"I hope my kids love the gifts they receive for Christmas so I'll have more things to take away when I need to punish them"

"Geeze, how's all the news in Nepal? It's really shaking me up!"

"A car was blown off an overpass during a recent storm. 255 People were arrested."

"When I first met your mom, I fell in love with her because she had a kind face... The kind of face I want to fuck the shit out of!"

"What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr !"

"What always stays hot in the refrigerator? Horseradish"

"A man lost his arms, legs and torso gambling. Fortunately he quit while he was a head."

"Who is the hottest female tennis player among the corns. Anna **Corn**ikova!"

"You know what they say about cliffhangers ..."

"TIL You can see all your friends by going to /r/friends ^^'cause ^^redditors ^^definetly ^^have ^^friends..."