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Joke of the Day
"Geeze, how's all the news in Nepal? It's really shaking me up!"
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"I want to create a Disney channel sitcom about an irreverent Chinese kid... and name it ""That's so Wong!"""
"..... Ya see we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ONE choice of software?!?"
"Why doesn't anyone in [insert nations capital] use the toilet in the morning? So they have something to do at night."
"What's the funniest fish in the world? Piranhahahahaha Don't lynch me"
"What's faster than the speed of light? The speed of *how fast my wife jumps to conclusions*"
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe"
"A mathematician walks into a pizza bar and orders one pi He receives two"
"3 Chinese mens Name Chu,Bu and Fu went to America illegally They decided to change their names to sound American Chu change his name to Chuck,Bu change his name to Buck and Fu got sent back to China"
"Marriage. Because otherwise hating someone for turning the page of a newspaper too loudly would seem absurd"