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Joke of the Day
"What always stays hot in the refrigerator? Horseradish"
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"""Whoever smelt it, dealt it"" - a handy tip when trying to track down large metal suppliers."
"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face. credit to /u/crashdemon."
"What is Darth Vader's least favorite band? Faith No More"
"Our conscience is clear- we don't use it."
"How to be funny [OC] How to be funny: 1) Why 2) Was 3) Six 4) Afraid 5) Of 6) Seven 7) 8) 9)"
"Want to talk about rape? No? That's the spirit."
"Hey ladies, tired of your boyfriend complaining about how long it takes you to get ready? Start blow drying your hair in the nude. I promise no more complaints."
"She told me to go deeper.... But I was all out of poems."
"""What if you get to Heaven and Jesus be like, Naw bruh... remember you kept scrolling?'"