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Joke of the Day
"What always stays hot in the refrigerator? Horseradish"
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"What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's? brucism"
"Quantum Mechanics Knock Knock joke quick one: knockknock who's there quantum mechanics quantum mechanics who? You won't know until you open the door O_O"
"What do you call a Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution."
"What do you call clothes for a car? A tire."
"how many cooks does it take to change a lightbulb? one, and nine to stand around and say how they did it at their old job...."
"Skeletor: Nice ride He-Man: Thanks Skeletor: Prince Adam has a pet tiger too He-Man: Yeah? Complete different guy though"
"Why do soccer announcers make terrible business executives? They constantly discuss productivity GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAALs."
"God damn toilet! Always stealing my shit!"
"Are you going to take a bath? No I'm leaving it where it is."