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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr !"

"What idiot called her a Hot Indian Girl and not a Bomb Bae"

"When my kids get older I'm going to discourage them from drinking.This way if I need a liver I can just harvest one of theirs."

"We asked 100 women what body-wash they preferred. 99% replied with: ""GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BATHROOM, YOU PERVERT!"""

"TIL the american flag planted on the moon is now completely white due to radiation from the sun. Great, now future archeologists are gonna think the French got there first."

"My girlfriend got her car smogged, and suddenly I wondered about Middle-earth; Do Hobbits ever need to Smaug their cars?"

"Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff? Amazon."

"Sorry I was late. I got stuck in internet traffic."

"I went to a funeral the other day, my friend died after being hit on the head by a tennis ball. It was a lovely service."

"Che: ""Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?"" Me: [picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle] ""Independence."""