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Joke of the Day
"A car was blown off an overpass during a recent storm. 255 People were arrested."
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"Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor"
"[wife gets home] did you feed the baby his spinach today? [me doing push ups] hell no I'm not letting that baby get stronger than me"
"Robocop's guns malfunction. Robocop gets sued for manslaughter. Robocop loses his home. Hobocop."
"If 666 is evil Does that mean that 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil?"
"It is known... ..by everyone except Jon Snow. He knows nothing."
"Why does voldemort have flat face? He ran into wrong wall at train station"
"Interviewer: I don't see a phone # for your reference Me: he is a duck I feed bread to at the park you will have to speak to him directly"
"He who farts in church..... Sits in his own pew. (Courtesy of my wife)"
"Have you seen the photo of me and REM? That's me in the corner."