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Joke of the Day

"A car was blown off an overpass during a recent storm. 255 People were arrested."

"Why do conservative gay men vote conservatively? They want to keep the right to bear arms."

"I got a ticket for bandaging a cat's broken tail A cop pulled up and gave me a ticket for retailing pussy in a residential area"

"What's a flamboyantly gay horse's favorite food?! Likely a mixture of things like grains, seeds, and beet pulp."

"Bear tip: If a bear is mauling you to death, challenge it to a maths quiz instead (mauling people to death is against the rules in quizzes)"

"A man lovingly told his fiance ""I don't have a big house or a yacht like my friend, Harry, but I will love you forever."" She replied, ""Oh, yeah. I love you too. Now, who's this Harry?!"""

"I think twitter is the Malaysian plane of the internet. No one on here has been seen by their family in weeks."

"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light bulb will change itself when it's ready."

"I just sprayed hair glitter onto a fly instead of insect spray. Not dead... but pretty fly."

"What concert can you see for 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring Nickleback."