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Joke of the Day

"The people I worked with in IT were so nice The even took the time to show me ""4"" in binary every single day"

"Sorry just got your text. Do you still need to go to the hospital?"

"How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement."

"When you hug someone, think of all the poop you are just inches away from."

"My cat is an artist He drew blood"

"What was the slutty nurse looking for in October? A Hallowiener."

"I sleep with a squirt gun under my pillow just in case a gang of cats break in while I'm sleeping."

"What do you call a wolf you cant find? A where wolf."

"What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use more lube!"

"Police are looking for a man who refuses to update his PDF reader. He is described as 32, single and has no fixed adobe."