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Joke of the Day

"Police are looking for a man who refuses to update his PDF reader. He is described as 32, single and has no fixed adobe."

"Getting friends with benefits is easy If you hang around the welfare centre long enough you're sure to meet a few nice people."

"Cannibal one liner A cannibal passed a priest in the woods."

"Reddit Starts with an R and, Ends whit an E. right?"

"My 82 year old Grandpa's favorite joke A skeleton walks into a bar, sits down and says ""I'll have a beer and a mop"""

"Fun game: Take pictures with your camera sound turned up when someone comes into the bathroom stall next to yours."

"april fools joke: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine"

"Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive? Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See? It works doesn't it?"

"What do Jewish kids say to their Christian friends at Christmas? Sorry we killed your saviour, can we play with his new toys."

"Worlds shortest joke... (fixed) My life."