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Joke of the Day
"When you hug someone, think of all the poop you are just inches away from."
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"Ive never seen a pregnant Chinese lady."
"What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding? Thanks for the mammaries!"
"""I could probz bench press, like, five of you""-me talking to a cool squirrel I just met"
"If a girl says she loves you, do you tell her thank you or run away screaming? Asking for a dad. Seriously, asking for a dad. I need a dad."
"Geico commercials should just show pictures of Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes and say ""people like this are out there."""
"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... But I turned myself around"
"What's the difference between Jews and Boyscouts? Boyscouts come back from camp."
"What is the difference between pick and choose? To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet."
"What did the scientist who was conducting sexual experiments on dogs say to his partner? ""If you need me, I'll be in the lab."""