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Joke of the Day
"What was the slutty nurse looking for in October? A Hallowiener."
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"A hyena walks up to the check in counter in an airport... ... and throws a rotting gazelle onto the desk. The counter person shouts ""what is this?"" and the hyena says ""it's my carrion""."
"What happened when pigs started flying? Everyone got swine flu"
"So there are two... There are two muffins in the oven, one muffin says to the other on, ""it's getting hot in here"". The other one says.. ""Holy shit a talking muffin!"""
"My girlfriend treats me like a god Now if I can only get her to stop being an atheist."
"Bill Gates is donating $10Billion to help children everywhere get vaccinations. ...But you know they're just gonna spend it on booze."
"Did you all hear about this morning after pill? Or what I like to call breakfast in bed."
"What is a black belt's favorite beverage? Kara-tea."
"Knock Knock Come in."
"You didn't even notice that I had 1/8 of an inch cut off of my hair! - women"