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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow that just tripped? Ground Beef"
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"My social outings consist of the ""maybe attending"" events I never attend on Facebook."
"Nothing terrifies me more than hearing, ""Mommy close your eyes I have a present."""
"If you watch Jeopardy backwards... ... it becomes a show where people pay money to ask questions."
"""Popping your cherry"" is more a female term 4 losing ones virginity. What can guys call it? How about bleeding white?"
"I once dated a girl with a lazy eye, It was going well for a few months until I realized she was seeing someone else."
"How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport? Terminal velocity."
"What do you call the Israeli martial art? Jewjipsu"
"What do you call an alcoholic eating grapes? Impatient."
"Do you know the difference between a fart and a pun? A pun is a shift of wit."