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Joke of the Day

"""Popping your cherry"" is more a female term 4 losing ones virginity. What can guys call it? How about bleeding white?"

"He'd make the best firefighter. My friend is the absolute worst at snappy comebacks I guess you could say he's flame retardant."

"How much hummus did the anorexic girl order? A tahini bit."

"So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it's okay to comment ""hahaha"" but the rest of the year it's rude??"

"Dark humor is like food Not everyone gets it."

"Taking to people about your child abuse experience is the toughest part. The last time i did it, i had to spend 7 years in jail."

"WHY DID HITLER COMMIT SUICIDE? Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he saw his gas bill."

"I'm so good at table tennis... I can play with one hand tied behind my back!"

"Surprisingly, the only Street Fighter II move based on one of Chuck Norris' was Chun-Li's. Chuck Norris prefers to travel by performing four upside-down double-roundhouse kicks per second."

"What did the DNA say to the other DNA? ""Do these genes make me look fat?"""