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Joke of the Day
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they are both stuck up bitches."
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"Two goldfish are in a tank... One turns to the other and says: ""You man the guns, I'll drive"""
"To the guy with the friend who dates Asians.... Maybe he just needs some time to re-orient himself?"
"I headed-butted a girl while we were making out. She told me we should just skip the fore-head-play."
"[At a child's birthday party, holding a poorly taxidermied possum] I heard someone likes stuffed animals!"
"There are gravy trains and boats. I wonder what gravy did to get on a no-fly list."
"We're learning more about the sale of the L.A. Clippers. Insiders say it came down to a bidding war between Steve Ballmer and Oprah. I'll let you guess who Donald Sterling rooted for."
"What do you call a soldier who has been mustard gassed and pepper sprayed? A seasoned veteran.. I'm so sorry"
"My first blowjob was like my first bike ride.... Two bruised knees, a sore jaw and my father telling me I was really good for a first timer"
"2 words can open up many doors in your life. Push and Pull"