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Joke of the Day
"My social outings consist of the ""maybe attending"" events I never attend on Facebook."
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"What did one John say to the other John? ""What's the matter? You look flushed!"""
"For every chick that's crying about no good guys out there...there's a dude she's ignoring that's good to her."
"Did you hear about the penny and magnifying glass who got married? Their wedding was magnifycent."
"""Doctor, doctor! I need a new pair of glasses!"" ""I can see that - this is a hotdog stand."""
"Can I still watch 300 if I haven't seen the first 299"
"Enter password: ""ScoobyDoo"" sorry password must contain a special character ScoobydooFeaturingBatman"
"MOSES: Cool thinkpiece GOD: It's a list of commandments. Not everything is a thinkpiece! Jesus Christ MOSES: Who? GOD: Oops, sorry. Spoilers"
"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs...they screw in dirty sleeping bags."
"A bogey man who's a pretty good guy is... Snot Bad."