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Joke of the Day
"Nothing terrifies me more than hearing, ""Mommy close your eyes I have a present."""
Next Joke
"The first time I made love to Kate I thought of my late wife, Susan. I thought, this'll teach her to be late"
"Tell the punchline first. How do you ruin a joke?"
"So a girl once asked me... ""Hey wanna come over? Nobody will be home."" So I came over. And nobody was home."
"Who has the biggest duck in Compton? A tripod"
"What did the bear say to her date? ""I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"""
"Have you ever smelt moth balls before? Isn't it hard to pull their little legs apart?"
"I had a boner during a funeral. I call it the ""Mourning Wood""."
"How many black people does it take to start a riot? One less than before"
"Son! You have been adopted -Really! -Yes. Now gather your shit and get out. Your new parents are here to pick you up."