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Joke of the Day

"Which grocery department is great for digestion and your ""constitution""? Pro-deuce."

"Did you hear that Iowa State is now offering Agriculture courses? It's a growing field"

"What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !"

"I wasn't entirely comfortable slaughtering that goat under the light of a full moon but grandma's gravy recipe was very specific."

"What do you call a dog from another planet? A dal-martian"

"Basically anything you buy at the hardware store looks like you're getting ready to take hostages."

"[screaming over sirens] I SAID ACTUALLY YOU'RE NOT ""FIGHTING"" THE FIRE YOU'RE WATERING IT"

"Black Fathers"

"My grandmother used to tell us a joke... She'd say ""Knock knock"", we'd say ""Who's there?"". Then she'd say ""I can't remember""... and start to cry."

"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."