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Joke of the Day
"Black Fathers"
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"Why do men die before their wives? Because we want to!"
"I can't stop watching the Hunger Games movies... ...I have a heroine addiction."
"Why do people say raw sewage. Saying raw makes it sound like it becomes better if cooked properly."
"You're so vain, you probably think me driving by your house 27 times at 2 a.m. wearing all black with binoculars is about you, don't you."
"How did the sad clown smile and laugh again? They told him his wife died recently."
"We now have tortilla chips shaped as functional shovels to minimize calories burned when scooping junk into our mouths. Your move, diabetes"
"*watches you carefully arrange the piles of paperwork on your desk *waits for you to finish *sets fan to ""oscillate"""
"I just long for a relationship with someone who doesn't make me feel like I'm missing out on something cool on television or the internet."
"""Man, I did so much shit today"" *throws away diaper"