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Joke of the Day

"What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !"

"The Little Mermaid was a hoarder."

"You're never gonna believe this, but I feel negatively about the day of the week when I have to stop relaxing and resume working."

"Childbirth Around 0AD childbirth was fraught with danger, but luckily for Jesus he was born in a stable condition"

"Scissors [to Rock]: So you beat me & I beat Paper but how does Paper beat you? [cut to Paper meeting a hitman] Make it look like an accident"

"What did the escalator say to the elevator? Nothing, he just staired."

"What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet? I don't know but it's e-nourmous."

"I've fallen into a sar chasm. Totally didn't break my legs! It's a regular party down here!"

"I told a very average joke in the cheese aisle today. The crowd went mild."

"I got offered a job at McCormick... ...but it was just seasonal work."