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Joke of the Day
"Basically anything you buy at the hardware store looks like you're getting ready to take hostages."
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"What do you get when there is an inconsiderate weather phenomena at an EDM concert in Dubai? Darude Sandstorm."
"There are so many uses for toilet paper rolls... but you have to go through a lot of shit to use them."
"How do you a convert a number to a radical? You convert it to Islam."
"A joke my Google pixel told me Two fish are in a tank and one says to another,""how do you drive this thing"""
"How do you know you're at a gay picnic? All the hotdogs taste like shit. Ba-dum-tsss."
"What do you call an asshole who can see the future? A 4chan teller"
"Why was the dolphin sad? Because it had no porpoise in life."
"Why aren't there any mexicans in star trek? They don't work in the future either."
"It must suck to be creative in Boston... Because everyone tells you how ""ah-tistic"" you ah."