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Joke of the Day

"Serial Killer What Do You call a man that breaks into a neighbor's house to stab Cereal boxes? A Cereal Killer!"

"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods? One was ""a-salted."""

"Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor"

"Why did the man put his car in the oven? Because he wanted a hot rod."

"How does a train eat? It goes chew chew.."

"I never could get into spanking as a fetish. But, you know, different strokes for different folks."

"TIL it costs more money to make a penny than how much it's worth That makes very little cents"

"I once went out with a girl who worked with bees My friends said she was a keeper"

"I saw a Jewish Ghost last night... It was so scary I started to Shiva."

"I wish my race was bred fast and strong... Oh wait, no I dont."