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Joke of the Day

"I'm glad Canada won. Beating them in hockey would like telling Yo-Yo Ma that the cello sucks. He's a nice dude, let him be into the cello."

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"Hooked up with a Medium at a bar last night I think phony was a fake because she didn't see me coming."
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