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Joke of the Day
"What is James Bond's favourite drug? Viagra, so he can Roger Moore."
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"What did the number zero say to the number 8? I like your belt"
"What's a waste of time, wrapped up and is regular near Christmas? Shitty Christmas Jokes"
"Its World Malaria Day on 25th April. But what do you get the mosquito that has everything?"
"France and Italy declare war on each other, who wins? Neither, Italy switches sides and France surrenders, both lose"
"Why does Santa give better presents to rich kids? Because poor kids have behavioural problems! \*rimshot\*"
"Why can't Stephen Hawking dance? Because he's white."
"I've been listening to Pink Floyd for the past 2 hours. I'm about to just go ahead and skip to track 2."
"We had a pop quiz in culinary school today. It was a piece of cake."
"[gynecologist making small talk during an exam] DOCTOR: So you're in the military? HER: Yes DOCTOR: Well thank you for your cervix"