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Joke of the Day
"What is James Bond's favourite drug? Viagra, so he can Roger Moore."
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"A buddhist walks up to a hotdog vender... ...says make me one with everything."
"What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer"
"every time you say the word ""turnt"" a baby gets run over by a smart car"
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off."
"OMFG there is a horse in the corridor! Then my wife must still be in the manege."
"Excuse me, are of French Royalty? Because M'damn"
"I'm gonna pretend my dad didn't abandon me but is actually on the missing Malaysia air flight and he'll be back"
"If you gave Captain Crunch a blowjob, would the roof of your mouth get all scratched up?"
"A boy and his mother passed a cemetery. The boy saw a gravestone read 'Here lies an honest lawyer'. He said to his mother ""I thought Gandhi was cremated."""