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Joke of the Day

"Paradox Corporation just opened. They're doing everything they can to go out of business."

"I don't mean to brag about my patience, but I just waited 5 whole seconds before passing a student driver and flicking them off."

"Have you heard of the italian chef that died? He pasta away!"

"List of food it's okay to eat with your hands: - corn on the cob - chicken wings - ribs - hamburgers - spaghetti at your in-laws"

"Did you know there are only 24 letters in the NHS alphabet? There's no A&E."

"School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it."

"a kiss makes your day, but anal sex maks your hole weak"

"The nice thing about Hide-and-Seek is your children voluntarily go in a closet and be quiet for 3 hours."

"What do you call a spider that's had a sex change? A trantula."

"Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him Sudden Lee."