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Joke of the Day
"Did you know Kurt Cobain's gun was named Success? It went right to his head."
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"Did you hear about the outbreak of Urinary Tract Infections at the University of Texas? It's odd they couldn't see the issue with all those UTI's"
"I was sending out letters the other day, when all of a sudden I got a paper cut... ...Bloody envelopes!"
"Boss: Lunch meeting, let's go. Me: Do I have to? Boss: Free food and unlimited alcohol. Me: *moonwalks to the car*"
"What do you do with a zombie chef? Skillet"
"I had sex with a can of Coke. The doctor told me that I had contracted... ...Genital Burpies."
"I used to be addicted to soap... I'm clean now."